Beast - one of a set of napkin holders that friends brought back from Africa:
Mouse - a wireless one that I bought thinking I might use it instead of the touch pad on my main laptop, but it just lives in the drawer, neglected:
Duck - you have seen these before, but they seemed appropriate for today. Soon after we married, dad bought us these ducks. If all is harmony in our relationship, then they face one another. The idea is that if one of us is disgruntled with the other, we turn one of the ducks the other way. In practice, however, because of John's impaired vision, he wouldn't realise whether they were the right or wrong way! I have to say that most of the time I wouldn't consider turning one anyway:
