Crafts by Carolyn challenge: a play on words

I know that I've shown similar cards before, but there's only a certain number of variations on a theme that a girl can do! These are for the crew challenge 008 set by Nicola at Carolyn's: 'This challenge is all about words....the cornier and punnier the better! They can be your words, a quote that makes you laugh....whatever tickles you!'

So, they're not very original, but here they are: